We like to keep it classy here at Squishable! For example, we would never make a Peach description that was all puns about butts. Nope! Other brands might go on about this delectable fruit "bringing up the rear" and "being left behind," but not us! You'll find no references to it being the "butt of a joke" or any mention of bottoms, fannies, posteriors, rumps, seats or tushes! And how do we feel about our highbrow writing style? Just peachy!
15 squishy inches of fanny puns! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!